Dogchester North, it’s time we had a chat.

Not the kind where we all nod politely and avoid eye contact at the bus stop, but the kind where we say: “Hang on… could things actually be better around here?”

Yes. Yes, they could. And that’s why I—Scramble—am stepping out of the henhouse and into the spotlight. This campaign isn’t about empty slogans or recycled ideas (though we do support actual recycling). It’s about real people, real problems, and real solutions… with just enough silliness to make it bearable.

So why run?

Well, technically I sprint. Or sometimes hop. But the point is, I’m in this race because I believe Dogchester deserves:

• Parks without puddles big enough to legally classify as lakes

• Bins that actually get emptied

• Local shops that thrive—not just survive

• Roads with fewer potholes than the surface of the moon

And most importantly: leadership that listens, laughs, and knows when to roll up its sleeves and get stuck in (even if it’s in the mud).

But what can you do?

Easy!
🐣 Sign the petition
🎉 Come to the campaign party
📢 Tell your friends that Scramble’s not just a breakfast food—it’s a movement

Final Thoughts

This campaign is powered by hope, community, and an unhealthy number of homemade flapjacks. I’m not running for office because I think I have all the answers. I’m running because I believe you do—and I’m just here to listen, learn, and maybe lead a little.

So join me. Let’s scramble things up. 💥

Yours in organised chaos,
Scramble