The people of Dogchester North have had enough; the humans have failed us time and time again.
But there is an answer, a springy, black and white one - and he's called Scramble.
We need you to join Team Scramble. And make the difference for Dogchester North.
Are you fed up with boring politics served on a stale cracker? So are we! Scramble wants to shake up Dogchester North with fresh ideas, community spirit, and just the right amount of funny business. But to make it official, we need your John Hancock (or your best scribble).
Better Parks & Playgrounds
Because every Scramble supporter deserves a slide that doesn’t squeak like a banshee.
Local Business Boost
Turning “shop local” into “shop extravagantly local” (complete with confetti poppers).
Cleaner Streets
Goodbye litter—let’s make Dogchester North sparkle more than a disco ball.
Got a pun-tastic petition idea or just want to chat about Scramble’s latest antics? Reach out!
Email: [email protected]
Phone: 01234 567890
Let’s turn signatures into solutions—and have a giggle while we’re at it!
NationBuilder Support
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January 30, 2020
Dogchester North, it’s time we had a chat.
Not the kind where we all nod politely and avoid eye contact at the bus stop, but the kind where we say: “Hang on… could things actually be better around here?”
Yes. Yes, they could. And that’s why I—Scramble—am stepping out of the henhouse and into the spotlight. This campaign isn’t about empty slogans or recycled ideas (though we do support actual recycling). It’s about real people, real problems, and real solutions… with just enough silliness to make it bearable.
Well, technically I sprint. Or sometimes hop. But the point is, I’m in this race because I believe Dogchester deserves:
Parks without puddles big enough to legally classify as lakes
Bins that actually get emptied
Local shops that thrive—not just survive
Roads with fewer potholes than the surface of the moon
And most importantly: leadership that listens, laughs, and knows when to roll up its sleeves and get stuck in (even if it’s in the mud).
Easy!
🐣 Sign the petition
🎉 Come to the campaign party
📢 Tell your friends that Scramble’s not just a breakfast food—it’s a movement
This campaign is powered by hope, community, and an unhealthy number of homemade flapjacks. I’m not running for office because I think I have all the answers. I’m running because I believe you do—and I’m just here to listen, learn, and maybe lead a little.
So join me. Let’s scramble things up. 💥
Yours in organised chaos,
Scramble
